Have you ever met someone so annoying that you just laugh before they even open their mouth? At Chuck's wedding in CA this past weekend we met a tick like thing called Jay for North Carolina. At the rehearsal party he brought his own ping pong balls to play beer pong! Everyone egged this guy on. Anything anyone said he had to 10-up it! Forget 1-upping. He pro wrestled, he only has 5% body fat ... yeah I could go on forever. He wore this huge gaudy ring - it looked a lot like a class ring, and I think he was trying to play it like a sports ring or something!
So all of us Ripon College people thought we were safe when we were seated at the Ripon table - obviously he hadn't attended. Yeah, Jay sat right next to Jacob. So I commented on the cool place cards and asked if he got one. I then noticed his card said RIPON! We were not happy with Chuck & Brynn!
This is classic Jay is an annoyance episode! Chuck's brother-in-law who is English sat at our table. Jay begins speaking way too fast and totally garbled about the best thing in America. (the worst part about listening to him speak is it's so garbled and fast you always have to ask what he said) Can you guess his list?! #1Annheiser Beer, #2-Wendy's, #3-Ranch, can you guess #4?! A friend said totally sarcastically I bet #4 is Nascar - it totally was. We laughed for so long! At least we have many great and entertaining stories to remember for the next get togethers!